It’s basically as if the chicken suddenly becomes so curious, as if it were some sort of a hero trying to figure out the absurdities of existence. To get to the car accident on the other side.Although most jokes rely on real-life situations, these stupid jokes featuring cockerels rely simply on their unpredictability and sole silliness, transcending all logical explanations. Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road? Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road? Why did the chicken scientist cross the road? How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road? Why did the chicken cross the road twice? To prove to the possum it could actually be done! Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? Lord Baden-Powell: To earn a Road Crossing merit badge.Darth Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.The chicken depends upon your frame of reference Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed.George Washington: Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776.Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime.Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest.Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost! Gilligan: The traffic started getting rough the chicken had to cross.Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by.Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?.Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.

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